i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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