Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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