Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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