But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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