Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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