dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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