Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
another moral hangover. fuck.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
