question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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