Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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