hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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