I don't think brook has ever known best
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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