apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Im part way to drunk.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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