I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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