I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Bring me that man meat
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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