I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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