I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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