New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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