she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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