White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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