How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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