i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I smell stomach acid.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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