Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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