Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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