Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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