This is not my ceiling
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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