After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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