Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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