Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
why is half of my head shaved?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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