my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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