Yo dont text me then not text me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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