I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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