Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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