Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
...so i touched it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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