White coat. Heels.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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