Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm at about main and main street
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
