mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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