with your own penis?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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