I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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