If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Randomize
