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say what?
wanna hang out?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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