I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I understand Curling. That high.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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