i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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