Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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