Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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what day is it and did you see me today?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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