so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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