i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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