i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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