do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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