Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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