these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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