Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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