I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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