If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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