Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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