sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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