I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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