I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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