He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Do plants get herpes?
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