just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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